The roar of drunken idiots
Drunken idiots often roar, kind of like unattractive lions or bears with tummy aches. Drunken roaring is the young man’s mating call. It is the much less sophis...
Tag: neighbours
Good people
... There are good people in the world. You probably know some of them. They’re easy to spot because they usually “have a heart” for something. They have a hear...
Drunk people are annoying
... It’s summer and everyone is having fun. This is great, but summer leads to parties. Parties lead to drunk people. And drunk people are generally kind of ann...
It’s not a vote, it’s a survey
... ‘Do you support the people at number 27 going to bed earlier, yes or no?’ I predict a landslide.
I’m a person not a statistic
... It felt like I’ve answered most of those same questions plenty of times already since the last census. Doesn’t this information already exist? Doesn’t someo...
Lines composed for a neighbour after midnight
... A poem, exactly what it says in the title.