Dishwashing Olympics
It took me a while to realise they were watching. I thought it was the radio until I noticed that the radio wasn’t turned on. But the voices were there, comment...
Category: Story
Fantasies come true
... Found myself in a brief twitter conversation about David Hasselhoff, triggered by this retro pic, and then learned by sheer coincidence that it's actually h...
Lady Goodness
... I'd forgotten this dirty little teenage fantasy exists. It's something I wrote nearly 10 years ago, first published in Bravado in 2005. It's dated already; ...
Application for a hangover
... The woman behind the bar said, that’s your fourth drink, if you want any more you’ll need to apply in writing. She handed me a clipboard with a piece of pap...
No laughing matter
... Not good news I’m afraid, said the doctor. You have a condition we call Early Onset Wit Loss.