Dishwashing Olympics
It took me a while to realise they were watching. I thought it was the radio until I noticed that the radio wasn’t turned on. But the voices were there, comment...
Tag: ministry of ideas
Fantasies come true
... Found myself in a brief twitter conversation about David Hasselhoff, triggered by this retro pic, and then learned by sheer coincidence that it's actually h...
Application for a hangover
... The woman behind the bar said, that’s your fourth drink, if you want any more you’ll need to apply in writing. She handed me a clipboard with a piece of pap...
Ministry of Ideas – the bionic Amazon version
...The e-book. It's like a bionic book: We have the technology. We can rebuild it - better, stronger, faster than before.
You’ve read the website, now buy the book!
... The book I wrote and where to get it.
No laughing matter
... Not good news I’m afraid, said the doctor. You have a condition we call Early Onset Wit Loss.