This is your captain speaking


“Plaster noon slappers in chilly bins.
Cheese choosing satin chalky poos,
soft porn, cows and sheep.
Zits achtung-baby inch awkward.
Er… curry slight torch pressed sleaze,
sifting spots.
Chop suey feathers will cheer up
itchy plasticine sneezes.
Weetbix to be fish pies the chip’n’dale,
egg spatula pm.
Spank you.”



First published in Bravado