Priority ticket

... He pulled me up for speeding. Dude, I said. The waves are here, it’s the first time in weeks they’ve coincided with my family schedule. The kids are asleep,...

Doomsday

... The end of the world totally sucked. Think of those movies where aliens blow the shit out of everything, it was like that, but worse.

Broken tolerator

... Completely over it, clanking on my crutches. My arms ached but I needed fresh air so, damn it, I was going for a walk. Or a hobble or whatever.

Beer with Jesus

... Halfway through the sermon I kissed my wife on the cheek and told her I was going outside for some fresh air. Truth is I felt like a beer. I sat on the step...