Dishwashing Olympics

It took me a while to realise they were watching. I thought it was the radio until I noticed that the radio wasn’t turned on. But the voices were there, comment...

The deal

“Here’s the deal,” said the Sheep. She seemed bigger today, staring down through shaded glasses. She pushed a slip of paper across the table: one sentence hamme...

Fantasies come true

... Found myself in a brief twitter conversation about David Hasselhoff, triggered by this retro pic, and then learned by sheer coincidence that it's actually h...

Lady Goodness

... I'd forgotten this dirty little teenage fantasy exists. It's something I wrote nearly 10 years ago, first published in Bravado in 2005. It's dated already; ...

Application for a hangover

... The woman behind the bar said, that’s your fourth drink, if you want any more you’ll need to apply in writing. She handed me a clipboard with a piece of pap...